The Konoha Space-Time Administration has nearly a thousand employees. It's a dream workplace with a cushy job, high pay, and great status. And throughout its glittering history, there's also been a group of people who are good-looking, powerful, and well-connected. Uh... mostly just good-looking! They were called the "Generation of Miracles"... no, scratch that! The "National Husband Squad" (What even is that?!). There's a curious rumor about them: they're all gay, and they've all fallen for the same person... So they changed their name to the "Naruto Stalker Squad," the "National Gay Squad," and the "Handsome but Hopeless Squad"... What a tragic story, full of tears and laughter.