[Ya Di] Ma Zhaodi's Happy Life

Original title: To Have One Heart Serious version: She is the personal disciple of the Primordial Heavenly Venerable and the master of the First Hall Under Heaven. Blessed with breathtaking beauty and adored by all, she is willing to wage war across the land with him and make the world her home. She enters the army camp, all for the tender affection in his deep eyes. He is the most accomplished disciple of the Sage Yuqing, entrusted with the great task of overthrowing the Shang and establishing the Zhou. He seems as bright and pure as the moon after rain, untouched by worldly dust. Amid the chaos of war, he plans campaigns and wins victories from a thousand miles away, yet he is captivated only by her bright eyes, pearly teeth, and flowerlike smile. That day, to save him, she defied fate. That year, thinking of her, he planted a thousand peach trees. She said, "Jiang Ziya, everything you have is mine. How dare you treat yourself this way?" She said, "Dear, be happy!" She said, "Ya-ya~" He said, "Though the banks of the River of Forgetfulness are beautiful, you must wait for Ziya. I'm getting old, and I'm afraid I won't catch up with you~" He said, "Zhaodi, do you know that no beautiful mountain or clear river compares to your smile over your shoulder?" He said, "Zhaodi~" With the blue sea and green mountains as witness, Jiang Ziya will love Ma Zhaodi forever, through the Yellow Springs and the heavens above, for seven lives and three lifetimes. Fun version: After transmigrating, she is lucky enough to be taken in as a disciple by Ancestor Hongjun. Little Zhaodi secretly rejoices: Now she can swagger wherever she wants across the six directions and eight wildernesses! When she first meets her future husband, Zhaodi is utterly charmed. She always thought her husband was gentle and refined, a handsome gentleman like jade, but... why does he instantly turn into a scheming, adorably clueless, jealous man whenever he's around her?! "Dear..." She gazes up at Jiang Ziya, who is smiling like a spring breeze, with big, pitiful eyes. "There will only ever be you in my heart!" "I know." He tenderly wraps his arms around her, his lovely peach-blossom eyes blinking with a hint of grievance. "But other people might not think so!" See how the scheming Grand Duke Jiang leads the adorably clueless Zhaodi the Fool through the path to investiture of the gods! "Zhaodi..." "Hmm?" "I love you." This story was inspired by my grievances with the new version of Investiture of the Gods. I like the pairing of Ya and Di. I originally wrote this just for fun, then posted it on Tieba and met lots of friends. At their suggestion, I posted it here so I could share the fun with everyone. You don't have to be into it, but please don't flame me if you dislike it~~ And honestly, Muzi is so done with that earlier chaotic blurb /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ Theme: