[Crossover] Lost at the Edge of the World

[The main story is complete. Dive in with confidence; bonus chapters may appear whenever inspiration strikes.] ---- [New story now open for preorders] ---- Blurb: One monk fetches water to drink; Two monks carry water to drink; Three monks have no water to drink. Clara has always felt that the three childish idiots in front of her bear a profound, soul-deep resemblance to those three monks. Just when she finally escaped the maddening mode where they were all little dough people, a new problem cropped up. It was the kind of major issue where they were about to open the gates and fight monsters, only to realize at the last second that their main weapons weren't equipped. Clara: Okay, Jin Pika turned into a fat guy, Lan Lan turned into a girl, and I turned into a guy... What about Hong Hong? Black Tea: Didn't you notice there's a mouth growing on the frying pan? :) Jin Pika & Lan Lan: Wow, you turned into your favorite version of yourself. Black Tea: [Chaldean profanity] And that was nowhere near the end. The four members of their light assault squad kept jumping between games on Clara's list. They just couldn't stop. Finally, one day, the others couldn't take it anymore and cornered Clara. The three: Come on, how many games are actually on your list?! Clara: I have no idea. Maybe a bunch of the games I preordered have reached their release dates? Oh, what a sorrowful (joyful) piece of news. P.S. Everyone is a ridiculous goof, wildly out of character, and not thinking straight. No idea whose lives they'll mess up, so don't take it too seriously. PC readers, click: Human: Fall Flat Mobile readers, click: Human: Fall Flat ---- [New story now open for preorders *2] ---- [The irreverent blurb] Hoshii Nanase: So why did the Holy Grail have to blow up into seven pieces?! Mr. Grail: Sweetie, if you'd named yourself Hoshii Ichijo, it wouldn't have blown up~ [The serious blurb] The Holy Grail War, held once every sixty years, began as scheduled. But when the battle ended, the Holy Grail didn't ask the victor what they wished for. After absorbing too much energy from who knows where, the Holy Grail fell apart on its own shortly after appearing. Its fragments scattered across the world, and as the sole victor, she had no choice but to take on a task that sounded impossible. “So if I change my wish now and pray for the Grail to fall apart, can't I undo all this?” “No. The worlds have already fused. The longer those fragments exist in this universe, the more chaotic things will become... You don't want to end up in front of the Clock Tower's tribunal because the Grail exploded in your hands, do you?” “...That's just stupid.” Holy Grail Drop One: The origin of everything, Mount Enzo in a time paradox? Holy Grail Drop Two: The strongman's pursuit, Greed Island in virtual reality? Holy Grail Drop Three: The legendary treasure, the romance of men, searching for One Piece in the Pacific? Holy Grail Drop Four: A rebellious jewel, a world where you still have to be a corporate drone after death is just too cruel! Holy Grail Drop Five: A ninja village in the deep mountains, why does everyone have to be an edgelord in need of a therapist? Holy Grail Drops Six and Seven: Magic is still magic even when it's physics-based, and a little yellow ball conquers the Holy Grail Drops? After working hard to collect all seven fragments, Hoshii Nanase joined them together again, only to discover that the world had become even more chaotic! “Was everything I did... meaningless in the end?” “Ahahaha... well, not entirely?” [One last bit of mischief] Nanase: So, Archer, say that thing, you know, that thing, the famous line! Archer: ...Got it, just stop spinning around! Archer: Be intoxicated by my divine skills! Nanase: Yay! Archer: (I'd rather just die.) Pairing: Most likely Lord Atobe, unless something unexpected happens. PC readers, click: Holy Grail Drop Collection Plan Mobile readers, click: Holy Grail Drop Collection Plan This is the blurb for this story, www Running off alone into the enemy's headquarters during a battle? No problem! Dunking so hard the hoop shatters? No big deal! But how do you manage to get lost in your own home? Mei clutched her chest as she watched the green-haired guy walk into the bathroom for the Nth time, utterly exhausted. Theme: