#Who would've thought the Immortal Realm would fall down#
#The Heavenly Dao doesn't understand love, so the Immortal Realm fell down (just kidding)#
#The sky is falling! What do I do? Asking online, urgent!#
After living through two lifetimes, Shi Jinjiang always thought that "the sky is falling" was just a figure of speech. Turns out... it's an actual verb!
Lost on the road to putting the Immortal Realm back together, Shi Jinjiang is deeply... suffering from a stomachache.
#Mom, the whole cultivation world is full of lunatics!#
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Also known as:
"Collect Seven Oddballs to Summon the Immortal Realm (Huh?)"
"A Variety of Cultivation Poses"
"On the Protagonist's Chances of Becoming the Gong"
"A Marriage Guide for the Heavenly Dao"
Cultivation stages: Qi Refining - Foundation Establishment - Core Formation - Nascent Soul - Spirit Transformation - Body Integration - Mahayana - Tribulation Transcendence
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READING GUIDE!
1. The protagonist is the gong, and the CP is the one who doesn't understand love _(:з"∠)_
2. This story is pure imagination. As for the settings and whatnot, just let the small stuff slide as long as there aren't any major plot holes [gazes into the distance].
3. This is not a normal cultivation story. It's silly, sweet, Mary Sue-ish, and full of cringe, so proceed with caution.
