Worn Out (2013 Old Draft)

While going through my old drafts, I came across a story I wrote about three or four years ago. I read it and found it brimming with youthful angst. It also includes some things I happen to like (obviously). This locked-away old draft has been bothering my compulsive side for ages, so I might as well put it here. A pretentious, angsty, 45-degree-upward-gaze-at-the-sky, failed-comedy kind of story. Read at your own risk.