They say that big brothers come out of gacha capsules.
They say that every big brother who comes out of a capsule is gentle and considerate, and good at everything.
They say that any child who gets a big brother from a capsule will live happily with him.
They say... What the hell do you mean, "they say"?!
Qian Xue says it's all a bunch of lies! Just look at what she got!
A high-functioning sociopath who likes looking down on other people's intelligence,
A fake nouveau riche who says "you lowlife" all the time and wears gold chains and bracelets,
A mayonnaise-obsessed alien from the planet Mayonnaise,
A guy who's too lazy to do anything and whose greatest pleasure is lying on the grass and staring at the sky,
Qian Xue: I'm going to erase all of you! Erase you!!
The story of a little girl who keeps getting all sorts of bizarre big brothers from gacha capsules, then erasing them.
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Reading Guide:
1. The plot has nothing to do with the original work. It's all nonsense, so canon sticklers, beware.
2. No transmigration. The characters are seriously out of character.
3. No couples in this story. The heroine is an elementary schooler, so there's just no way I can bring myself to pair her up with someone...
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A Hundred Ways to Redeem a Villain [Quick Transmigration]
The domineering CEO Wei Chengze spent his whole life as a villain.
But after he was bound to a System, he felt that his life had become a little different.
System: Infiltrate the male lead's inner circle and take away his fortune!
Wei Chengze: Mm.
System: Take everything from the male lead and leave him with nothing!
Wei Chengze: Mm.
System: And make him respect you, admire you, fall in love with you, and become unable to resist you!
Wei Chengze, who just killed the male lead's entire family: What?
This story is also known as "The Whole World Thinks I'm a Good Person, What Do I Do?"
There's Something Wrong with This World's Style
When Ji Sisi woke up, she felt like something wasn't quite right.
The senior who once gave her a "you're a good person" card: Sisi, won't you stay with me? I can't live without you!
Her dazzlingly domineering ex: Sisi, I was wrong. Come back! I love you!
A random stranger she doesn't know: Queen Sisi, please take me in! Please feed me!
Ouyang Pei: You guys! Are freaking! Stealing! My lines!
#Something about this world seems wrong#
#After transmigrating here, I have to cling to the protagonist!#
#I'm the only one who hasn't been reborn or transmigrated, so I feel so ordinary#
Theme:
Wang Jiang is indeed the best (looking at Cu Chulainn)! Good looks, good character, and resistant to being beaten (looking at Cu Chulainn)
Decisively avoiding the topic of poor Diarmuid's successful training...
When I see Machiko beating monsters with a stick, I will think of Natsume Reiko...
In the middle and later stages, many characters appear just for the sake of appearing -_-||It has nothing to do with looking for my brother-_-||╮(╯▽╰)╭
You actually think that Mr. S is a normal brother. Qianxue, you are so sweet.
So in the end, it's Lily and Danmei... Ni is really... Well done (*/ω\*) In fact, what I look forward to most is that lovers will eventually become brothers and sisters. I will say (*/ω\*)
It feels like I helped you open up a very bad mind...
Idiot Prince... You really like Gintama (*/ω\*) I am Ginsang Chef. I went to play girl's galgame because of the leader's voice. I went to see the Arakawa Comedy Group and was about to go see the Demon Fox (*/ω\*) The leader Su is going to die~ But the taste of the blood of the evil dog is too strong and I really don't want to play it==...(Off topic)
Well, actually I just feel so sad that it's over~ I thought I could keep trying to get rid of my brother~ I was still thinking about when you can get a new one, but it turns out that the idiot prince is really imaginative. By the way, if he is left, the male gods will know that they have lost to this... Ahem... Thing? The expression must be very interesting 233333333 (In fact, it's not a bad loss, after all, he is a man with a great BGM! By the way, every time he appears on the screen, the barrage is a sea of joy...)
Ah Chen's third chapter has been hard work and it's finally coming to an end~ Waiting for the amazing extra chapter (*/ω\*)
Mieko, Qianyuki is a naughty child, don't learn from her...
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Wang Jiang is indeed the best (looking at Cu Chulainn)! Good looks, good character, and resistant to being beaten (looking at Cu Chulainn) Decisively avoiding the topic of poor Diarmuid's successful training...
When I see Machiko beating monsters with a stick, I will think of Natsume Reiko...
In the middle and later stages, many characters appear just for the sake of appearing -_-||It has nothing to do with looking for my brother-_-||╮(╯▽╰)╭
You actually think that Mr. S is a normal brother. Qianxue, you are so sweet.
So in the end, it's Lily and Danmei... Ni is really... Well done (*/ω\*) In fact, what I look forward to most is that lovers will eventually become brothers and sisters. I will say (*/ω\*)
It feels like I helped you open up a very bad mind...
Idiot Prince... You really like Gintama (*/ω\*) I am Ginsang Chef. I went to play girl's galgame because of the leader's voice. I went to see the Arakawa Comedy Group and was about to go see the Demon Fox (*/ω\*) The leader Su is going to die~ But the taste of the blood of the evil dog is too strong and I really don't want to play it==...(Off topic) Well, actually I just feel so sad that it's over~ I thought I could keep trying to get rid of my brother~ I was still thinking about when you can get a new one, but it turns out that the idiot prince is really imaginative. By the way, if he is left, the male gods will know that they have lost to this... Ahem... Thing? The expression must be very interesting 233333333 (In fact, it's not a bad loss, after all, he is a man with a great BGM! By the way, every time he appears on the screen, the barrage is a sea of joy...) Ah Chen's third chapter has been hard work and it's finally coming to an end~ Waiting for the amazing extra chapter (*/ω\*)
Mieko, Qianyuki is a naughty child, don't learn from her...
233333333 Together
Will Chiyuki Mieko be together in the end?