Crossover Film and TV Fiction: A Subversion

Damn, would I tell you that the jade pendant I bought, carved with a dragon playing with a pearl, is actually a portable pocket world passed down from the primordial era?

Hell no, I'd never tell you, even if I died, that the auspicious qilin bracelet I bought is a lottery wheel that helps with cultivation.

Damn, would I really tell you that the phoenix ring I bought, shaped like a phoenix reborn in flames, lets me travel between the worlds of movies and novels?