My name is Zhang Xiao, I am 21 years old and I am a sophomore in college. My father did not love my mother and my life was uneventful. I am ashamed to say that I grew up healthily and normally. I don't have to thank God for this, I just want to thank myself for having an awesome little uncle.
The little uncle said: "I live to improve the average IQ of mankind."
The life goal of my little uncle, who lives to improve the average human IQ, is currently to raise me.
He said: "The main purpose of raising you is to reduce the burden on society and ease the employment pressure of college students."
I said: "As an aspiring young man, I refuse to be a worm in society."
He waved his hand domineeringly: "No rejection, come home with me."
There is no CP in this article, but it is sweeter than CP.