Simple copywriting:
It's hard to sum up the pet's suffering as a scumbag who is just stupid and not cute. He is petty and omnipotent.
Do you know that the most taboo thing about pets is changing owners? Yin Nuo changed, so the two masters beat each other to a bloody head.
Serious version copy:
The underworld records: One thousand and twenty-one years in the lunar calendar. Wang opened a place on Yin and Yang Road as a temporary shelter to house ghosts. For a time, the palace was filled with ghosts and ghosts. The emperor also ordered the ghost servant to sweep the dust, and when he arrived at the Yin and Yang Hall, it was as clean as new. The steps were reflective, and new uniforms were issued in the palace. The style was the same as that of a thousand years ago. The ghost at that time said: "Retrograde."
The next day, a king's list was posted: All those who looked ugly, behaved vulgarly, or dressed inappropriately in the area were ordered to stay at home and stay closed for a day.
So a servant beside the king asked, "What?"
Wang Nailu smiled for the first time in a thousand years, which filled the three realms and made all sentient beings crazy. His tenderness could not be concealed, and he said with a smile:
"An old friend returns."
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