Would You Like Some Watermelon?

Name: Would You Like Some Watermelon?
Author: Shan Xiu

要吃西瓜吗

by Shan Xiu (山岫)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 2k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 11y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

A watermelon, big and round. You take one slice, I take one slice. Xiao Fu: "You little minx." Senior Brother: "Sweetheart." Wenzi: "Darling." Watermelon (breaking down): "A Shan, help! I was wrong!" Dedicated to my dear Mr. Watermelon. Ahem, the story has a one-on-one ending. A colossal landmine! A vast sea of melodrama! A comedy of bits! Updates are at the mercy of heaven. Come by for a laugh and feel free to roast it. This is extremely likely to be abandoned, depending on how angry our fellow Watermelon gets. (Shh)