The Evil God University Is Full of Talent

You are a normal college student. Your crazy classmate summons an evil god because the cafeteria food is awful, their roommate is too noisy, they don't want to take an exam, or they just want to join in the fun. The entire campus is now a wasteland. To your left is a lunatic who can only giggle after looking directly at an ancient god. To your right is a fanatical believer planning to use you as a sacrifice. What do you choose? A. Get down on your knees and call them boss. B. Go crazy with them. Qi Jiu: "I'll pick C. The three of us can start a grassroots branch, hey!" The Old Ones: ...??? Looking for science in a Lovecraftian world: could something have gone wrong? The protagonist is the biggest lunatic on campus. The love interest is probably a god (or a con artist). Theme: Making trouble