A Goofy Fake Young Master Stumbles into a Harem-Worthy Mess

1. Ye Chi awakened a memory of the future. According to the world's destined course, he would grow up to be the "pretty, top student, everyone's crush, real young master's"... foil. The real young master was an omega with an exceptionally high compatibility rating. After getting into the military academy, he made all the top mecha pilots fall in love with him at first sight. A wickedly charming heartthrob, a sweet but unhinged darling, a fiery-tempered puppy, and an aloof, pure-hearted dreamboat: one dazzling alpha after another willingly descended from their pedestals for him, turning every day into a romantic battlefield. As for Ye Chi, after repeatedly plotting against these darlings of heaven, he would freeze to death on the street in the bitter winter, dying like a stray dog. At the mecha training ground, the leads didn't fall in love at first sight, so Ye Chi had no choice but to stir things up. The wickedly charming heartthrob piloted his mecha through a series of ultra-fast evasive maneuvers before counterattacking, all in twelve seconds. Ye Chi: [What a joke. My grandma could get down the stairs faster than that.] The unhinged darling fired off blind shots at random, with a 100% hit rate, every bullet a headshot. Ye Chi: [Is your aimbot on? I mean, your brain.] The fiery-tempered puppy: "Who was that? Say one more thing and I'll kill you!" Ye Chi: ["Lashing out in embarrassment: A Chinese idiom meaning to get angry when you've been humiliated and have no way to save face."] The aloof, pure-hearted dreamboat: "...?" Ye Chi: [I know you're in a hurry, but calm down first. When we have an orgy later, you'll be thanking us.] 2. After stirring up trouble, Ye Chi was just about to leave when an alpha who had secretly loved him for years stopped him. Lu Baiya leaned against the doorway, his eyes fixed on Ye Chi with a wicked smile. His mecha suit shimmered brilliantly. "You little brat, why do you run off right after flirting with someone?" Ye Chi immediately grew wary. "What are you doing? Looking for a fight?" "Having an orgy." Lu Baiya reached behind him and locked the door. Later, Ye Chi was driven to tears by the wickedly charming school bully, hounded relentlessly by the puppy, sent a bloodstained wedding ring by the unhinged darling, and held and kissed over and over by the person who had once been gentle and distant. Ye Chi finally realized something was wrong Why was this romantic battlefield centered on him now?? Theme: Make something delicious