Transmigrating to Find Out My Master Isn't the Bottom

How do you get a playboy to follow the rules of a proper husband and stop chasing after every pretty face?

Unparalleled beauty? Great power? Peerless wisdom and cunning?

NO! NO! NO!

The only way to get a playboy to settle down is to be an even bigger playboy!

"Xiao Ya, come let me, no, your big sister, give you a kiss~"

"Fei'er, there's something dirty on your face. Let me wipe it off for you~"

"Ladies, don't run away! I, your big brother, no, your big sister, will treat you well~"

Everyone: "..."

Underling A: "Boss, hurry up and take that little demon in hand. We can't take much more of this."

Underling B: "Boss, I don't mind her harassing my sister. It's not like she has anything down there anyway. But could you get her to stop asking us who's on top and who's on the bottom? No girls are willing to marry me now."

Underling C: "Waaaaah... Boss, stop recruiting girls into the team. She steals them all from me, and it breaks my heart to watch..."

Former Playboy, Now Miserable Protagonist: "..."

This is an inspirational tale of a loser who accidentally transmigrates into a harem novel as a cute (womanizing) girl, clings to the protagonist, snatches his golden finger, and charms his women, all in a bid to turn her life around (yeah, right).

BG romance, seemingly lighthearted but actually hilarious, wildly imaginative, with angst, a descent into darkness, and plot twists. It has logic. If that's not your thing, don't read.

P.S. The author's integrity has been thoroughly violated, so read at your own risk.

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