This is not a BE, so please be sure to read the whole blurb! [Blurb: Jade must be carved to become a useful vessel. People who become useful are things; toilet paper is a thing, and so is a chamber pot. So Lord Jia is absolutely not a thing.] [Synopsis: A lazy good-for-nothing is reborn, but remains a lazy good-for-nothing. Still, since he’s even read Dream of the Red Chamber, surely he can’t end up having his family property confiscated, his title stripped, being exiled, and dying all over again. Even a lazy fish has dignity, and even a good-for-nothing has brains! I want fine clothes and good food! I want to reap without sowing! I want to die peacefully of old age! Of course, working hard and striving to improve just doesn’t fit my persona as Lord Jia. So what can I do, now that I’ve ended up back in feudal society? I have sons, two of them! One can carry on the family name, and the other can earn money for me to spend! A daughter? I’ll help her beat up her husband (ˉ▽￣~). As for that someone... There is no such someone! That someone: He owes everything to me, Your Majesty.] A reader’s guide after the novel’s completion: When the false is taken for true, the true becomes false; through the ages, coo-coo-da. The author only realized just before finishing that this novel is rated R21! Suitable only for adults over twenty-one! Black humor! Insults in roundabout ways! [Pay attention to the details and stay rational. Don’t identify with the characters, don’t identify with the characters!! If anything stings, click the X or go back and read the blurb carefully. This is an extremely niche novel. There are so many great stories on Jinjiang, so don’t torture yourself by following one train wreck.] Finally, oh my goodness, for a little-known novel with just 2,000 readers, it’s gained over 600 more bookmarks in the six months since completion! The author is shocked!
Thesis: Jade must be carved to become a useful vessel. People who become useful are things; toilet paper is a thing, and so is a chamber pot. So Lord Jia is absolutely not a thing.
Ah, I followed the article a long time ago, but I still have some impressions. I probably cried about it. It was an indigestible black mud, and it may still be. To me, it is more like no cp, and the relationship between them is more like paoyou. How can I put it, I don't feel sorry. For them, love will not be the focus of life, even if they have touched so many moments, it is just that. How to understand what you have never had? In this way, it is better to make yourself happier. As the saying goes, life is short, but the road is long and difficult. Nothing surprising. I no longer expected any seemingly gentle ending, because this ending is rarely happy, and feudal emperors inevitably do so. Although as a human being, there are inevitably things that I find difficult to accept, but it's not bad. He didn't give a love that was too extravagant for him. Pheromones and serotonin can't withstand the ambition of the emperor and the bad nature of human beings. This will kill him. He just feels happy. It's a kind of carpe diem, a different kind of he. After a long time, I have nothing to say. There is a lot of ridicule in the article. Although I am not 21+ (laughs), I can still feel some of it. Can it be called a "tragicomedy"? (Well, because I am just posting a comment, if our opinions are different, please let it go, thank you. I wish you a happy day.
It's over, no surprise at all, it is indeed something Jia Enhou would do.
... This ending is really not surprising at all!
Congratulations on the completion!
I have been watching my father's article, thinking that the author had escaped, but I didn't expect that when I update the article here, it is actually finished!
Ps: A very special article... Emmm, the emperor is really a scumbag, but it is indeed very real... I feel sorry for Jia She. After reading the big article, I can no longer read other Machiavellian articles.
Also, I'm super curious about how you write these dark humorous politics?
Finally, I would like to give you a lucky buff to the author, and wish you a smooth completion of my father's life~
The writing is super interesting~~but. . . . . Um. . . Jia She is also really miserable. . . Meet such an emperor. . . It would be better not to be with the emperor. . . After all, sooner or later there will be a girl. . . As long as the emperor really feels sorry for others. . . . .
I even got stabbed at the end, Jia She... I'd like to thank the author for his hard work. I like this article very much. I'm always afraid of abandoning the article when I follow it. After all, there is a group of readers who don't know why they try their best to criticize the author. I'm really grateful to the author.
I want to ask how the affectionate Gong Da Da promised is so sincere... The red cannon...
What an extremely awkward car ORZ
In 10 years and 10 minutes, this is the first time I have seen this kind of attack. No wonder I want to rebel.
I actually watched it from beginning to end and was totally confused.
Ah, I followed the article a long time ago, but I still have some impressions. I probably cried about it. It was an indigestible black mud, and it may still be. To me, it is more like no cp, and the relationship between them is more like paoyou. How can I put it, I don't feel sorry. For them, love will not be the focus of life, even if they have touched so many moments, it is just that. How to understand what you have never had? In this way, it is better to make yourself happier. As the saying goes, life is short, but the road is long and difficult. Nothing surprising. I no longer expected any seemingly gentle ending, because this ending is rarely happy, and feudal emperors inevitably do so. Although as a human being, there are inevitably things that I find difficult to accept, but it's not bad. He didn't give a love that was too extravagant for him. Pheromones and serotonin can't withstand the ambition of the emperor and the bad nature of human beings. This will kill him. He just feels happy. It's a kind of carpe diem, a different kind of he. After a long time, I have nothing to say. There is a lot of ridicule in the article. Although I am not 21+ (laughs), I can still feel some of it. Can it be called a "tragicomedy"? (Well, because I am just posting a comment, if our opinions are different, please let it go, thank you. I wish you a happy day.
It's over, no surprise at all, it is indeed something Jia Enhou would do.
... This ending is really not surprising at all!
Congratulations on the completion! I have been watching my father's article, thinking that the author had escaped, but I didn't expect that when I update the article here, it is actually finished! Ps: A very special article... Emmm, the emperor is really a scumbag, but it is indeed very real... I feel sorry for Jia She. After reading the big article, I can no longer read other Machiavellian articles. Also, I'm super curious about how you write these dark humorous politics? Finally, I would like to give you a lucky buff to the author, and wish you a smooth completion of my father's life~
The writing is super interesting~~but. . . . . Um. . . Jia She is also really miserable. . . Meet such an emperor. . . It would be better not to be with the emperor. . . After all, sooner or later there will be a girl. . . As long as the emperor really feels sorry for others. . . . .
I even got stabbed at the end, Jia She... I'd like to thank the author for his hard work. I like this article very much. I'm always afraid of abandoning the article when I follow it. After all, there is a group of readers who don't know why they try their best to criticize the author. I'm really grateful to the author.
I want to ask how the affectionate Gong Da Da promised is so sincere... The red cannon...
What an extremely awkward car ORZ
In 10 years and 10 minutes, this is the first time I have seen this kind of attack. No wonder I want to rebel.
I actually watched it from beginning to end and was totally confused.