I'm the Demon Lord's daughter, and I just came of age this year. By the custom of the demon realm, everyone has to go to the Demon Pool on the day they come of age and summon their own guardian beast. So I dragged my gay best friend along.
I thought I'd summon a cute pet with teeth that could swallow the sky and devour the earth, claws that could tear the Eight Wastes apart, wings that could blot out the sun and moon, and a furious roar that could terrify gods and demons. Instead, I summoned this.
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Later, my friend tried to comfort me: "At least the Demon Pool chooses based on the summoner's own nature. It didn't mess up, it didn't mess up."
I asked him, "What kind of nature do I have that would summon this thing?"
He said, "Demonic."
Me: "..."
Wow, the comments were all from two or three years ago