[The Smiling, Proud Wanderer] He's a Heartthrob, Not a Heartbreak

The story of Yang Lianting, who dreamed of becoming a womanizer, only to have that dream shattered.

Well, "shattered" in more ways than one.

Being a womanizer isn't something you can just decide to be.

Yang Lianting clutched his lower back and gazed at Lord Dongfang with a coy look. "I want more!"

Lord Dongfang kicked Yang Lianting away with a stony face. "My dick (beep, ) hurts."

Yang Lianting: looking unsatisfied.

Updates whenever I feel like it. No contest submissions. I'll take my time writing. It should be a short story, but if inspiration strikes, I might abandon it. _(:з"∠)_