I Hear Tribulations Have Become Rare Since the Founding of the Nation

I heard there's a new rule for the new year: no one is allowed to cultivate into a spirit after the founding of the nation. So what about the tribulations cultivators have to face? The lightning rod on the roof of Qin Shi's house, which belongs to a deadpan, snarky homebody, drew away the precious heavenly lightning. So Qin Shi had no choice but to take on the task of helping people ascend to immortality. Qin Shi: "I want to help you become an immortal, but... there's just not enough voltage!" A few words from the author: I have never cultivated immortality. Everything about cultivation in this story is made up. Please go easy on me, nitpickers. As always, this is a silly, sweet story. Cultivation is just a backdrop, like the heroine's logic and the author's intelligence: there to look pretty. So don't read this as a cultivation novel. I also won't accept any attempts on my life on that account. Updates will drop whenever, so you may want to wait until there's more to read. But I swear on my integrity that I won't abandon this story!