[HP, VH] Britta's Diary

Let me go, Britta, are you really your father's "biological" child? Why do I feel like you haven't inherited any of his emotional intelligence?

Dark Lord: Britta, I'm worried about your intelligence. It's a good thing you're not in Slytherin, otherwise Salazar would be pissed off

All my diaries will inevitably be soaked in water. ... Makes sense

I really deserve to be single +1 This degree of death is probably what makes Britta most like his father (although his father is just a middle school student in another sense)

This is too much information wwwwwwwwww "Thinking about the history of blood and tears that my father chased after me, this little difficulty before me is nothing! I just plucked the tail of the peacock in his manor, ran away his house elf with Hugo, and beat Slytherin every time in the school Quidditch match!" It's right to think about it. When Tom chased Harry, he only killed his parents and sliced his own soul (.

... V obviously came to substitute for Valentine's Day 2333333 By the way, no one has remembered that chocolate can also be given to V [although I guess no one would dare Finally,... This silly and cute young man

... Actually, I almost thought the sandwich had been spiked with truth serum...

Perhaps what he needs is not someone who can take him back to the past, but someone who can hold his hand and let him see the future.

I have despaired of Britta's intelligence... Don't you like Scorpius? Haven't you ever imagined spending Valentine's Day with him? What do you mean by asking people?! Your father at least remembers that Valentine's Day is a day for giving chocolates (although he seems to have used the knowledge in weird places...)

233333 Come on, Britta, there is nothing more difficult and dangerous than Voldemort's pursuit of Harry~