"Ahem, be my girlfriend!"
"No."
"Then let's be friends!"
"Do you like me?"
"I do."
"Great! What do you like about me?"
"I like it when you stay far away from me."
"...55555... How can you do this to me?" He flew into a fit.
Idiot, does turning him down mean she doesn't like him? Watching the boy lose his mind, she couldn't help smiling.