Author: Hello, everyone! Since the protagonist's other name is Xiaobai, this is definitely a Xiaobai story!
Bai Haoran: ...
Author: But it doesn't seem all that Xiaobai, so maybe I should call it half Xiaobai?
Bai Haoran: ...I'm completely, utterly Xiaobai!
Author: At a glance, it's a silly, sweet, goofy bottom X a cunning top.
Bai Haoran: You're the idiot! Your whole family is stupid!
Author: I hear authors get lots of kisses if they act cute.
Bai Haoran: Hah. Who cares?
(Bai Haoran dies.)
P.S. This isn't purely a customer-service story. It partly involves online game plotlines. The initial reference is Jian Wang 3, but I'm not a serious player (actually, I've never played it), so you can think of the game as fictional. No need to look too closely.
Warnings: A little Xiaobai, and the bottom is a little dumb. Um... I think that's it? [Hey]
One-line blurb: A siscon steals the customer-service rep his sister was flirting with.
Also known as:
"My Brother Stole the Customer-Service Rep I Was Flirting With"
"The Planet Where People Die If They Don't Make Sarcastic Remarks"
"The Title Was Made Up on a Whim"
"I Didn't Really Think It Through"
"Go on, bite me... Actually, never mind, don't bite me QAQ"
Theme:
Xiaobai's biological mother and stepfather. . . Hehe
_(:зゝ∠)_I hate white mothers, the identification is completed, eh
Seeing this, I hate this weird couple even more. What a waste =_=
(づ￣3￣)づ╭
I really want to see how the deputy CP, cousin and Xiaose break this ending.
Is this what Kong Ji and Brother Ling are like?? That's all?? _
The loneliness of being single_(:з∠)_
How can we wait! Brother Ling, you just left like this and your wife ran away with someone else. What should you do?
Those beautiful girls who were hanging around in those years...
Hahahahahahahahahahaha that little rippling symbol at the end