Days Working for the Underworld

As a cultivator, Lin Ye has seen far too many things that defy belief. No matter what happens, he can always smile calmly without batting an eye. But why did he suddenly transmigrate while walking along? And worst of all, he gave birth to twins as soon as he transmigrated! Master, you always said I was destined to have plenty of descendants, but you never said it would happen like this! Job wanted: Lin Ye, male, 26, with nearly eight years of experience catching ghosts. Skilled at fortune-telling and face-reading. Due to family circumstances, I'm looking for a job with flexible hours and generous pay, preferably with full social insurance and housing fund benefits. And then he really did find a job like that... "Money makes the ghost mill turn" - Horse-Face: Got a side gig for you. We split the profits fifty-fifty! "I want a promotion, sob sob" - Ox-Head: Catch ghosts properly. This month's quota is counting on you! "Would you care for a bowl?" - Meng Po: Don't talk about forced purchases. I don't like hearing that! "Regulars get a discount!" - White Impermanence: Come on, stop messing around. He's my temp worker! "All of you, get on your knees and grovel!" - Black Impermanence: From now on, new hires must pass an intelligence test! "Grievances avenged, revenge arranged, and purchases delivered" - Lin Yeye: How do you deal with a bunch of crazy colleagues? Waiting for answers online. It's pretty urgent! Reader's guide: 1. Set in an alternate modern world where evil spirits roam, but it's not scary at all. 2. Forgive me for being wild and shameless, and loving to play a minor role (beyond help now ┭┮﹏┭┮). 3. Promise me we'll be each other's little angels!