[Harry Potter] When You Meet a Little Bat

[The blurb contains code, so it's best viewed on a computer.]

Happy birthday, you rotten tomato.

Here's an oily little bat, imported, all-natural, and pollution-free. Remember to wash it thoroughly before eating.

A birthday story for a friend. You can also read it as a regular Snape pairing.

For the detailed blurb, see the novel cover. All you sweet, squishy little white rabbits are welcome to insert yourselves into the story.

Please read these notes before starting:

※ Ending: Happy ending √ Bad ending ×

※ Story tone: Lighthearted √ Serious ×

※ Plot changes: Yes √ No × (Note: only the professor's storyline)

※ Canon characters altered: Yes × No √

※ Transmigrated characters: Yes × No √ (Note: except the heroine)

※ Original characters: Yes √ No × (Note: not many scenes)

※ Childbirth: Yes √ No × (Note: a dozen children)

※ Multiple generations: Yes √ No ×

This is a proper, serious story about a Chinese-obsessed girl who pursues Snape, wins his heart, marries him, and has a whole bunch of children. The story aims to have her win Snape's love, and yet somehow it feels like slices of steamed white rice cake dipped in white sugar.

That's all.

If you experience any discomfort while reading, such as nausea (because of the heroine's personality), dizziness (because of her background), complete speechlessness (because of her emotional intelligence), or profound heartbreak (because her golden finger never gets activated), click the red X in the top-right corner of the webpage immediately and steer clear in the future, or offer reasonable suggestions or opinions.

In any case, if you don't cooperate, the author is even less likely to cooperate. To ensure both your reading enjoyment and my writing enjoyment, please take my warning seriously.

Thank you for your cooperation.

I want to be a great villain!

The author has a terrible track record for finishing stories. I'm posting this just in case I abandon it one day, even though it's a birthday story.