[Crossover] The Book of Creation

These days, famous people from all walks of life can barely eat or sleep. Because the moment they close their eyes and drift off, they have no choice but to star in melodramatic, forcibly paired-up fanfiction. #Jujutsu Kaisen Set# Toge Inumaki: Bonito flakes! (Translation: It's fake, all fake! Yuta and I are innocent.) Megumi Fushiguro: What the heck is Love with Megumi Fushiguro? Stop twisting my relationships without permission. Satoru Gojo: My feelings for Megumi are purely those of a father, and my feelings for Yuji are purely those of a teacher! And the Nakahara and Dazai from the set next door aren't my type either! Ryomen Sukuna: You dare make me hop around onstage like a monkey to entertain ordinary people? I'll kill you tonight. Yuji Itadori: Sukuna and I only try to kill each other. There's no love involved! #Bungo Stray Dogs Set# Mori Ougai: Sure, I'm a ruthless, profit-first scumbag, but that's no reason to accuse me of exploiting my subordinates. Osamu Dazai: Chuuya and I really are innocent. What's this The Mafia's Sweetheart Bride? It doesn't exist. Atsushi Nakajima: S-So I'm just a substitute for Akutagawa in Dazai's eyes? Chuya Nakahara: ...Where's the bastard who wrote me getting pregnant? I'm going to kill him! Ryunosuke Akutagawa: I... I really am not in a love triangle with Dazai and Chuuya! #Detective Conan Set# Waiting to load... #Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Set# Waiting to load... The number of victims continues to grow... After searching and investigating from every angle, the victims finally confirmed that their dreams were exactly like the fanfics posted on a certain private blog. But no matter how thoroughly they searched, they couldn't figure out who this brazen culprit was! The blog's owner, who reliably churns out third-rate melodramatic fanfiction, is none other than Natsume Zhenliu, the foremost light novelist of the age. He smiles faintly, keeping his achievements hidden. Unmasking him won't be easy. After all, he's the embodiment of the Book of Creation! Question: Are you sure that "creation" of yours isn't the kind that sends everyone flying? Answer: If that's how you want to think of it, there's nothing I can do. Reading guidelines: 1. This is a silly comedy with plenty of wild ideas and melodramatic pairings, but they're all just for fun. None of the nightmares will come true. 2. Logic is dead and the characters are out of character. Feel free to leave criticism or praise, and stay or go as you please, but please don't make personal attacks. Let's all enjoy the story civilly. 3. Please add the author's profile to your favorites~ Muah! Theme: