One Piece: Beast Slayer

Xi was picked up by a little "bird."

Xi thinks about going out to play every day, but whenever she does, she's always picked up again in less than three days.

Xi hates animals the most, even though she used to love them more than anything. But animals don't like her. Why? Because no animal that has come into contact with her has survived for more than three days, except for one big pink bird...

That's right, she wants him dead, but he just won't die.

So she spends every day getting close to him, again and again.

But he still hasn't died. Instead, she's ended up giving herself to him.

Xi's mom: "I hope I can have a little girl, preferably cute, quiet, smart, and adorable. And then, and then, she can bring home an older man. Ahhhhh! Older men and little girls are the best!"

Xi's dad silently takes the novel from Xi's mom's hands. "...Confiscated."