Promise Me a Lifetime

I've lost my memory. Fine, even if I have, that doesn't mean you can just say you're my uncle and expect me to believe you, right? Fine, even if you are my uncle, you can't go around giving me the cold shoulder every day, can you? Fine, even if you have a poker face, you can't forbid me from doing this and that and boss me around, can you? Fine, I'll put up with all of that, but you can't just kiss me whenever you feel like it, can you? Fine, you've kissed me now, so you have to take responsibility, right?