Young Master, You're Seriously Ill

There are... quite a few versions of the blurb.

[Normal Version]

Transmigration is all the rage these days. Transmigrators of every kind keep arriving in all sorts of places, by means of every method you can and can't imagine... The young nurse Wen Ran decided to get with the times and transmigrated too. But she wasn't lucky: she transmigrated into a coffin. o(╥﹏╥)o What kind of situation is this? Is she about to come back to life as a corpse?!

[Completely Bonkers Version]

Wen Ran: "Young Master, you're seriously ill..."

Young Master: "..."

Wen Ran: "If you're sick, you need treatment. Don't avoid the doctor!"

Young Master: "..."

Wen Ran: "Young Master, could you say something to me? Just one word will do! I just want to make sure the thing lying in front of me isn't a rock or a log..."

The young master glanced at her and, for once, actually responded: "Get lost..."

Don't try to outsmart a complete nutcase. There's only one way it can end...

(Aside: I don't have a set schedule for updates, but I'll do my best to keep them coming~)