A Chrysanthemum Hit

What's so great about those damn peach-blossom eyes? All he does is flirt with his eyes all day, and so many people still like him!

The man in a deep red robe suddenly stopped and turned sideways. "What are you saying, darling?"

"Nothing!"

"But I heard everything... Be good. I'm fated to attract admirers, and you're fated to have a chrysanthemum. We're a match made in heaven."

"Chrysanthemum my ass! I'm a phoenix eye!"

(*/ω\*) I read this joke ages ago and started writing it, but only got halfway through. Now I'm picking it back up.

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