The Demon Realm's Succubus Minion of Boss Shen

Shen Ke, nicknamed Boss Shen, is a female battle demon whose combat power in the demon realm is off the charts, and the Ox-Bottle Grass clan's absolute nemesis. Lu You is a male succubus, who for years has held the title of ugliest succubus in the history of the succubus clan, as well as the title of fattest ever.

Lu You thinks the most painful thing in life isn't being born into the succubi, a clan so beautiful they can kill with a glance, only to have a face even the ugliest members of the Death Demon clan can't stand. It's that Boss Shen, whom he has followed devotedly for years, has actually fallen for a female monkey from the demon realm who's even uglier than him. How is he supposed to live with that? Shen Ke, meanwhile, thinks her underling has been acting awfully strange lately. He keeps watching her with a gaze gloomier than a Nether Demon’s (Lu You: Boss has boundless charm, so I have to keep a close eye on her!), has suddenly become very fond of bananas (Lu You: I'll use bananas to tempt that female monkey away from our Boss), and is reading books like crazy (Lu You: Our founder must have left behind a secret manual for becoming beautiful. There has to be one! There can't not be one!).

One day, a little succubus who had become dazzlingly beautiful approached Boss Shen, fidgeting and stammering. "Boss, is there someone you like?"

Boss Shen raised an eyebrow. "What's gotten into you today? Hasn't the one I like always been Xuewu?" Note: Xuewu is the sword Boss Shen loves.

The succubus silently wept over his Boss's natural airheadedness. Oh well, there would be plenty more chances to confess! Plenty----------more-------------, right? I've loved you for fourteen hundred years, Boss. One day, I'll say it to you in person! May the Emperor protect Boss from beating me up!

Please note: This is a short story with a funny yet tragic tone. There may be some shocking plot twists, so watch out, or they'll leave you burnt to a crisp.

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