(Harry Potter) The Arrival of the Four Founders as Children

The four Hogwarts founders, all still in their teens, arrive in the era of the Harry Potter series.

Godric stares in shock and mutters, "This makes no sense. I would never argue with Salazar. And even if we did argue, I should be the one kicked out of the house, right? Who would cook for us if Salazar left?"

Rowena bursts with fury and shouts, "Who on earth told you lot that? If Salazar ran away from home, this princess would have gone with him long ago, not to mention that idiot Godric. The food those people make is poisonous! Unforgivable!"

Helga smiles gently, with ominous shadows gathering behind her. "Everyone, please calm down. If things really happened the way your history books say, I'll stew Godric into lion meat and feed him to you."

Salazar sums it up: "I knew it. I just couldn't stand you treating me like a nanny, so I ran away from home!"

The wizards a thousand years later say, "The founders were so close~ History really is all lies~ We have to get rid of this fake subject called History of Magic!!"