My Golden Finger Never Works [Book Transmigration]

Blurb: A dark and windy night. The kitchen. A passerby holds out a microphone. "Heroine, the author asked me to interview you about your award-winning transmigration experience~" Zhu Yue, who is busy chopping meat for some Demon King, turns around expressionlessly. "I expected to transmigrate into a book, but I didn't expect to arrive more than ten years early. The original male leads are still nursing." "I expected to cultivate immortality, but I didn't expect my sect to be bought out because it was too poor on the third day after I transmigrated..." "I expected a golden finger, but not only is this one useless, it loves to trip me up!" "I expected to go back to my hometown, farm, and live an ordinary life, only to find that I'd already been 'married off' years ago, and my fiance's name is famous far and wide!" "..." "Author, come out here! I promise I won't beat you to death!!!" P.S. The heroine looks calm on the outside, but is actually a feisty, sarcastic type who loves to complain internally. As for the hero... take a guess~ New novel underway, please support me! ╭(╯3╰)╮ Green Concubine Must Be Strong~ Complete~~ A Reborn Woman of Ancient Times Gets the Thoughts of a Transmigrator, complete~ Welcome, everyone~ My post-apocalyptic novel is complete. Welcome, everyone~ Days Spent Dating the Demonic Cult Leader, welcome, everyone~ The love story of transmigrated Gu and Qi Baozi~ Complete~ Dear readers, please note: 1. When JJ glitches and the table of contents fails to display a new chapter after an update, change the number at the end of the URL for the last chapter you can see to the number of the chapter you want to read. 2. When JJ glitches and a story is under review, replace "www" in the URL with "static" or "strick". 3. When JJ glitches, a new chapter is not displayed after an update, and it is also under review, first follow step 1, then step 2. 4. When JJ glitches and you still can't see the chapter after trying the above, A Fei will repost it in the author's notes. 5. This may change depending on how JJ is glitching... 6. The site recommends using the Firefox browser.