PC: Welcome to the True Love Show! Today, we're honored to have this loving couple here to tell us their story.
Taiyang: What the heck! When did I agree to come on?
Lin Nie: Sweetie, relax. Once we're done with this show, we can sue them for invading our privacy...
PC: Ahem, sorry. That wasn't what I meant to say. So, could you tell us how you met?
Taiyang: We grew up together...
Lin Nie: Childhood friends.
PC: Wow, how sweet! Something fun must have happened when you were kids. Could you share a story with us?
Taiyang: He pushed me into the water...
Lin Nie: That was because you tried to fuck me in the ass!
PC: …
Taiyang: Hmph, and you sold my dog!
Lin Nie: That was because you egged it on to shit on my bed!
PC: Uh, let's change the subject_ (interrupted)
Taiyang: !!! When did I egg it on! It figured that out on its own!
Lin Nie: A dog that smart would only be a menace if you kept it. I was doing the world a favor!
Taiyang: XX! You even knocked down the bird's nest at my house!
Lin Nie: It was keeping me awake!
Taiyang: Those are living creatures! You murderer!
Lin Nie: I'm a murderer? You nearly drove a girl to jump off a building, and you still want to make excuses!
PC: Wow, a girl, (interrupted)
Taiyang: I didn't force her! I just told her exactly what you said!
Lin Nie: Are you an idiot?
Taiyang: You still took me, idiot and all, didn't you!! (furious)
Lin Nie: Of course. I took you in even though you're an idiot. (smiles)
Taiyang: Let's go home. I'm hungry. (blushing, changing the subject)
Lin Nie: Okay. I'll make dumplings for dinner. (smiles)
PC: Ah, what a loving couple! Thanks for watching, that's all for today's show, (interrupted)
Head PC: Thanks, everyone. That's a wrap!
Everyone: Hooray!
Some dark corner
PC: You couldn't even leave me one light? This is abuse! Hey! Anyone there? Hello! You're not waiting for me? I'm still here!
(Lonely silhouette), end
