The Dream of Thirteen Billion Hua Tais in Sword Three

Thirteen hundred million Huatai’s dream is to have a Taoist priest big brother, and for them to be together through it all. Also: Yes, you read that right. Huatai is the gong. The gong, period. The author is sick in the head and refuses to take medicine. Inspired by: My buddy Jiulan, a man whose combined stamina could circle the Earth six times My buddy Hegonggong, a man with neither a stockpile of chapters nor kidneys A short story, written in advance and updated slowly: whenever I feel like it. The author’s romantic fate with Huatai went from the promised Taoist priest big brother to a Beggar Sister, and then I got kept by the Beggar Sister. This is not good.