[Comprehensive] Brother Chong, Let's Make a Date~

First of all, this article is the product of the author's excessive imagination. It is written by a primary school student with no integrity and no logic. If you feel uncomfortable using it, please quit as soon as possible! If you feel uncomfortable using it, please exit as soon as possible! If you feel uncomfortable using it, please exit as soon as possible! If you feel uncomfortable using it, please exit as soon as possible! Repeat important things three times! Dongfang Guliang: I want you to tell me, have you ever loved me? Eastern Leader: Can I ask one last question? "I love you, I have something to do tomorrow, I don't have much money left, I have class on the 8th, I haven't written my homework, I can't do this question, Lan Xiang, Bao Da, save my mother, I don't regret it, I don't know Amway, I don't know why pigeons are so big, the harm I have done to you at this moment has caused the shadow area in your heart to be about 9 square centimeters." Do you have anything else to ask? " Dongfang Bubai: Stop making trouble, the girl is confessing, eavesdrop and watch, watch your mouth and don't speak. Linghu Chong: ... The oriental girl will always be in my heart Eastern Cult Master: Brother Chong is a real man, an iron-blooded and pure man! Dongfang Guliang:...... Linghu Chong:...... Dongfang Invincible: ... Quiet! Dongfang Guliang: That's enough. That's enough. The Qianqiu hegemony is not important anymore. Dongfang Cult Leader: You haven't paid much attention to it, right? Didn't you come with a plug-in that does nothing to make the field of view soar upward? Dongfang Bubai:... Shut up! Dongfang Guliang: Linghu Chong, I want you to remember me forever Dongfang Cult Leader: Don't worry, as Brother Chong's first love or the first love of unknown gender, you will definitely be remembered as a bastard father for the rest of your life! Eastern Cult Leader: ... As you please Linghu Chong: ... Let's talk about Dongfang Guliang in another place. All the credit for this article belongs to Mr. Jin, and all the bugs are due to the stupid author himself!