(Comprehensive) Suicide? Court Death!
(综)作死?找死!
by The Rain Cries and the Sky Becomes Gray (雨哭天灰)
- Length
- 11k Words
- Chapters
- 11
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 12y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeEastern Fanfiction
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age13+
- Anime Crossover
- Body Swap
- Infinite Flow
- Serious Drama
- Time Travel
Synopsis
If life is just like the first time we met, why should the autumn wind draw a fan sadly? It is easy to change people's hearts, but they say that people's hearts are easy to change. The words of Lishan are gone till midnight, and the rain and bells at night end without complaint. How unlucky is the man in brocade to wish for the same day with wings and branches. If it was just the first time we met, wouldn't we be able to force a smile... If it was just the first time we met, wouldn't we shed tears and be sad... If you just wear a piece of clothing, you won't be lonely and turn around... The blending of ice and fire, the blending of love and hate, the blending of life and death Who is willing to be by her side on this lonely road? Cursed bloodline, who can help her get rid of all —————————————————————— The above is the outline of the previous literary version of Mary Sue The following is the current outline of the unscrupulous complaint version —————————————————————— It was Uncle Lan who overturned Jing Ling Ting, although this Uncle Lan was reborn. The one who likes Kakashi is Ryogirin, even though this girl has traveled through time The final villains are his own parents, although these parents are made out of thin air The universe gave me everything of a Mary Sue, but it forgot to give me the heart of a Mary Sue I have a nice name, I have a Zanpakutō, I know chakra, I am a master of medicine, I can make all kinds of potions, I can catch me during torture and interrogation, I can fly Battleship Gundam, I am familiar with all kinds of secret books, I can fly with a sword, I have an extraordinary origin... Uncle Lan is my younger brother, Kakashi and I have a deep connection, Feng Fei is my surname, Feitan and I studied torture techniques together, played with Ranma, and the matching rate of Unit 0-0 was very high the first time we boarded the machine. I learned martial arts with Zhan Xiaomao to report crimes, asked immortals on Qionghua, and searched for relatives in the ancient world... Children who think I'm really good at showing off to my mother, you are so sweet! Children who think that I have gone the way of a Mary Sue, please come back and take my place! This bastard who keeps saying that she is her biological mother is a person without three views! How stupid I am, really! I only knew that the author's integrity had fallen away and disappeared; but I didn't know that the author's integrity had eloped with the lower limit to the moon! I am actually still stupidly obedient in this era when I no longer believe that moral integrity is edible, and I can't find the reason for committing suicide over and over again! How stupid I am! Real! ! After several attempts at death, I finally realized it! If you don't seek death, you won't seek death! If you don't do it, you won't die! Why I just don't understand! But! ! ! The universe is malicious! ! It doesn't matter if there is a chain mechanism in front of me, I've already stepped on it! Just step on it and let me know that I am seeking death again! ! What a fuss! ! ! ! ———————————————————— The following is the author's speaking time I'm my mother! Awesome mother! Don't be fooled by my arrogant child ~ Bracket smile ~ This is a real drama! Hong Guoguo's real drama! ! ! As a biological mother, of course she will spare no effort to teach her child to become more perfect. Learning various skills is a must! We can ignore the process~Look at the sky~ Every time I look at my child, I have a look on his face like "Fuck!" What is this! Looking like this, I always rush my child. She is really cute~ She covers her face with shame~ Because Xiaotian, I have a pure and innocent heart~Don't smash it with bricks~Take care of it~ There is no guarantee that the various situations of raising a child for the first time will be smooth, cool, and ridiculous. When you come to see your child, you can laugh and touch them, but you are not allowed to pat them with bricks.