[System] The Ten Thousand and First Master

The story of a hapless System who gets killed in the end no matter how devotedly it helps its Host, and its ten-thousand-and-first master. System traits: hapless, terrible luck, do-gooder, no emotions module, programmed, mechanical life-form, loyal, no understanding of human common sense, slow-witted. Host traits: Ouyang Shaogong (hey!) In short, this is a hilariously absurd story about a former, downright deranged final boss who only wants to live an ordinary life, free and easy, meeting a diligent and meddlesome System determined to teach its Host to become a hero, divine emperor, immortal sovereign, greatest person in the world, martial grandmaster, or great benefactor, who wakes with power over the world and sleeps with beauties in his arms. This will be a journey to sing songs and shed tears over (solemn face). The author has embarked on a one-way road where failing to torment Shaogong means death...