There's an Author Called Chronic Hiatus

Shen Nan is a web novelist whose favorite tropes are the kind where the male lead gives a mighty shake and his enemies tremble, or waves his arm and rows of underlings line up three deep: the Qidian harem-hero style. The strength of his stories is that they're full of outrageous twists, beautiful women surrounding the protagonist, and a golden finger that goes into overdrive, yet readers can't stop even as they curse the melodrama. The weakness, by contrast, is simple: he habitually stops updating. Faced with towering comment threads below his stories begging for updates, Shen Nan feels guilty and reflects on himself, then secretly resolves to write diligently tomorrow. The next day, he sits staring at a blank document for a full three hundred seconds, then smiles faintly and closes his computer. Forget it. I'll write tomorrow. That's what you call never changing your ways. Readers: Big shot, update already or you'll transmigrate ^_^ Shen Nan: Sure thing ^_^ Shen Nan: ...Holy crap, I really transmigrated Σ( ° △ °|||)︴ Help!! System: The "Strong in Spirit, Despite a Frail Body" System is at your service. Here, we'll train your willpower and overcome your laziness, so readers will never have to worry about the author abandoning updates again! Shen Nan: Heh. Always seeking treatment, never surpassed. This story has been newly relaunched with major revisions. Please visit the author's page for "Have I Been Cured Today?"