Thanks to the malice of Big Jian San, five goofballs got tossed into the world of ninjas who talk their way out of everything...
Kakashi (Poison Bro is my one true love): "Meow Girl, drop a Bloodsucking Formation! Taoist, cast Mountain and River! I'll call out when to go! Come on, give me the whole buff set! Meow Girl, pull the boss!"
Sasuke (I'm not a loser!): "I don't have Mountain and River. Want Living Tai Chi instead?"
Sakura Haruno (Let go of my dried fish!): "You make me drink cat milk every day, and now you've flattened my chest!" Hinata (Ming-Tang for life): "What do you mean, hit pressure points?! Why does a Poison Sutra user like me have to learn Broccoli's skills?!"
Lee (That Beggar): "Why won't my pheasant hatch? My heart's breaking because I can't become a proper Beggar!"
This story is also known as "Goofballs Save the World," "The Protagonist Doesn't Get to Play," and "818: The Team That Wipes Every Single Time."
When is the next update?
Author, you would love to come back! Sad
You are definitely in Zhaji San, right?
Love the update, I'm so anxious to wait.
?????? So happy, let me laugh for a while
The world of Naruto is going to be ruined~(ˉ▽￣~)
Come on, I like Kisan and I also like Naruto. It's rare that we can say it together. The writing and the first chapter are so cute. I'm going to facepalm.
Sasuke is Junmei, Sakura is the Mingjiao, Hinata is the Five Poisons, and Lee is the Beggar Clan. So what kind of sect is Kakashi?
Hinata is a poisonous woman!!!!!!! Dad, please bring me 2200!!! (Everything else was ignored by me)