[Swords of Legends] Love on the Wind

[Straightforward Version]:

Once upon a time, there was a bluebird with an incomplete spirit (a bird with a brain like a sieve). The Fire God Zhu Rong, with nothing better to do, helped complete her spirit (by feeding her a long-lasting brain-repair pill). The Fire God never expected this idle act to bring a romantic connection to his beloved son.

An elegant bluebird, slow-witted, adorably sweet, and utterly devoted.

A gentle, refined zither spirit, tender, scheming, and cold.

The causes and consequences of everything are hard to predict. Love begins and fate ends in the blink of an eye, but the only thing certain is a long companionship.

[Comedic Version]:

The brainless bluebird stops being brainless and becomes utterly devoted.

The gentle, refined zither spirit stops being gentle and refined and turns scheming.

See how the gentle, refined zither spirit trains the slow-witted bluebird into an adorably sweet, utterly devoted companion.

[Literary Version]:

Untitled, by Li Shangyin

Meeting is hard, and parting is hard as well; the east wind is weak, and a hundred flowers wither.

The silkworm spins its silk until death; the candle sheds its last tear as it burns to ash.

At dawn, she worries before her mirror that her cloudlike hair has changed; at night, she chants, sensing the moonlight's chill.

The road to Penglai is all but blocked; bluebirds, please go and look for me.

If you like serious stories, slow-burn romances that unfold naturally, and adorable, heartwarming characters, A Yu is a bit of a scatterbrain. I'll write seriously, though there may be plot holes and mistakes. Beautiful, lovely ladies, please point them out or share your suggestions. Thank you!

P.S. If you're a stickler for historical accuracy, this may not be for you. I write fiction to entertain myself and others, so please don't overanalyze every little thing.