"Ding-dong! Congratulations, host, you've acquired a 'King of Kings' System! It will lead you to the pinnacle of a rich, handsome life!"
"Sounds pretty good. Are you going to help me conquer the world?"
"That's more or less how you can think of it!"
"...Explain what you mean by 'more or less'!"
"The System's main duty is to help the host keep track of the protagonist at all times, provide assistance to the protagonist at the earliest opportunity, and offer the most comprehensive services so the host can cling to the protagonist's coattails. Once the protagonist conquers the world, you'll secure the position of his top confidant. From then on, you'll hold power over the realm by day and sleep with beauties by night!"
"That sounds totally unreliable! Damn it! Can I choose not to have you?"
"Sure, but if you don't have me, you'll die!"
---------------------A little while later-----------------------
"System, can you explain why I have to comfort him when he's the one crying? You're not a King of Kings System at all, you're a 'Nanny' System!"
"…"
"System, what do you mean by not saying anything?"
"…"
"Don't tell me I hit the nail on the head."
Yo yo yo yo yo, the author's bacteria disappeared again and became one of the top ten unsolved mysteries in the world.
Do you dare to finish love?
Such a shallow pit T^T
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