Crossover: The Pied Piper

I'm Jane Constantine. That's right, John Constantine's sister. Yes, I know what you're thinking. Breaking the fourth wall clearly isn't that hard. Just look at Deadpool, right? I'm on the run right now. As for why... Aren't you a little too curious? Fine, I have to say that I hate Batman. He caught me making a deal with someone, then shipped me back to Greenwich. In other words, he sent me to my guardian, uh, teacher, Dr. Stephen Strange. I suppose you're more familiar with the name Doctor Strange? Now I've escaped from that damned house Strange covered in a whole bunch of spells. I'll continue my story once I get to my good partner Neil's place. ·A one-line summary of this story: My brother is trash, my ex is trash, and my partner might be trash, but I'm even worse than all of them [. ·What's a CP? Can you eat it? ·Like her brother John Constantine, Jane takes the [crossed out] scam artist [crossed out] magic route.