[Transformers] Summer Sun

Blurb: Optimus Prime transmigrates to the other side, into 21st-century Great Yao. Literary version: No matter what, I'm glad I met you this summer. I never regretted it. High school romance version: "Hey, Qian! Your boyfriend with the Peterbilt 389 is waiting at the school gate!" News headline version: A driverless Peterbilt 389 spotted on city streets. Netizens exclaim, "Optimus Prime has crossed over!" Fifteen-year-old prodigy shows off her driving skills. Family says they've never seen her drive before. Giant, mysterious footprints in the forest: alien invasion or human prank? Edgy version: Our goal is to destroy the world. Humanity is a bunch of stupid fish lips who couldn't even spot an alien this huge right under their noses. You don't deserve to exist. Everyday life version: So here's the question: how much does a parking space cost per hour? Realistic version: "If you believed all that nonsense, then you've been fooled by the author, you stupid humans." A black-haired girl crouched in front of the camera, speaking with a scornful expression. Then came the sound of an engine in the background, as if a car were driving over. At the same time, a deep male voice called out, "Qian, what are you doing?" "Nothing." She quickly smacked the camera to the ground. The image spun wildly, then focused on the pebbles and grains of sand on the concrete. The voices continued: "It's time for us to go home." "OK... but there's a question." "Uh-huh?" "Can we speak Chinese?"