Xiao: Ten Little Black Men

Why was the Akatsuki's behind-the-scenes boss brutally poisoned? Why was Itachi sleeping dead in bed? Why did Kakuzu drive himself to his death? Why was Hidan left in such a gruesome state? Why was the leader of Akatsuki so troubled? Was it all the collapse of human nature, or the cycle of a curse? Tune in to Akatsuki: Ten Little Niggers! Updated at irregular intervals each week, so stay tuned! Ten little niggers went out to dine One choked to death and then there were nine Nine little niggers stayed up late One overslept and then there were eight Eight little niggers went traveling in Devon One said he'd stay there and then there were seven Seven little niggers were chopping wood One chopped himself in half and then there were six Six little niggers played with a beehive A bumblebee stung one and then there were five Five little niggers went to court One was detained and then there were four Four little niggers went to the seaside A fish swallowed one and then there were three Three little niggers went into the zoo A great bear took one and then there were two Two little niggers stood in the sun One was baked to death and then there was one One little nigger was all alone One little nigger was all alone He got married and then there were none He hanged himself and then there were none