Fighting a Beast for the Blankets

Lightning flashed, thunder boomed, and torrential rain poured down, bringing with it a collection of wacky weirdos, lunatics, narcissists, a haughty male peacock, a deadpan and secretly passionate guy, a sunny, cheerful savage roaster, a beastly thug... That's right, this is a chaotic, ridiculous comedy. The thoughts are dirty, the behavior is sleazy! Enter at your own risk! Enter at your own risk! Multiple couples, happy ending! Main couple: Luo Xiaowen x Lu Weiyun Question: How do you usually get along with Luo Xiaowen? Zhang Yuchen (the narcissist): I usually avoid being alone with him. I can't handle it. Gu Yue (the haughty male peacock): Hit him, feed him meat, hit him again, feed him more meat. Mo Muxing (the deadpan, secretly passionate guy): That's how my dad trained dogs. It works really well. Yu Yang (the savage roaster): You can't treat Luo Xiaowen like that. At least he's still a person from the waist up! Lu Weiyun (the rich, scheming top): Tell him to spread his legs, then go straight to XXXXO. Luo Xiaowen (the wacky, ridiculous bottom): Darling, how wide should I spread them? Forty-five degrees? Ninety degrees? A hundred and twenty? A hundred and eighty might be a bit of a stretch, but I'll do my best! Warning: No principles, no values, no decency! Warning: A sharp-tongued bottom is on the loose... Warning: The author is super adorable, awww!