I Took the Entire Empire by Storm

This story is told in the third person, the third person, the third person. Thanks to Feiyu for the cover art. I love it, mwah! This story is published exclusively on Jinjiang. Reposting or adaptation in any form is prohibited. Pirated copies must be at least seven chapters behind. Blurb →_→ As the only alchemist in the Flower Spirit clan, I love spirit herbs, and I love elixirs. In this continent where elixirs reign supreme, I figured I would have a very good life. But then I heard a lot of "I heard that..." I heard that I'm a female, and one with a pretty pure bloodline. I heard that my fertility is pretty good. I heard that I fell in love with my fiance, and that he seems to like me. I heard that my fiance gave me up for an infertile subfemale. I, a female, actually lost to a subfemale. Well, that's just great! You ask why I say "I heard"? Because I lost my memory. I heard that I went crazy and tried to hurt that subfemale. My fiance shoved me to the ground, I hit my head, and lost my memory. And so, in this chaotic world, I was forced onto a path of face-slapping. Couldn't be better! The one thing worth celebrating is that I met him: a Martial Saint who is taciturn in public, but a shameless flirt and caring in private. My beloved. "Get away! I don't want to have any more babies!" "Come on, let's have a female baby. She'll definitely be as pretty as you." See? He's that shameless ╮(╯_╰)╭! He's the youngest Martial Saint on the entire continent, and he's so shameless that who knows how many people he's scared half to death. To protect everyone's hearts, I'd better take him away ╮(╯_╰)╭ Tips →_→ The protagonist is the one being pursued. One-on-one romance. The golden finger is ridiculously overpowered. Silly, sweet, and naive. Silly, sweet, and naive. Silly, sweet, and naive. [Important things are said three times.] There are babies. The love interest is extremely possessive and dotes on the protagonist. The laws mentioned in the story are based on real-world laws. Mini-scenes →_→ On my first day at school, the subfemale looked at me pitifully. On my second day, my former fiance personally brought the subfemale to school, and they were incredibly affectionate. On my third day, the subfemale brought my former fiance over to apologize to me. By my fourth day, I no longer wanted to think about it. It was a whole saga of tears and blood. On my Xth day at school, things between the subfemale and me escalated, and we got ready to compete in alchemy! From then on, I became famous all over the world and gained countless fans. Sigh, you guys will never understand the troubles of being famous ╮(╯_╰)╭ Theme: