[Gintama] The Wooden Fish Isn't for Knocking

Sakata Gintoki: I just tapped a mokugyo fish drum, why do I have to take responsibility for it?! Mokugyo: If you don't want to, how about I shave your head for you? Lake Toya and Mokugyo Mallet: Does anyone still remember I'm a wooden sword... Cool and unbothered, poking fun at the way you pick your nose. This story centers on romancing male idols, with silliness as its foundation. I'm sticking firmly to the melodramatic route. Feel free to point out any logical errors or bugs, but please don't throw bricks over matters of taste or personal preference. Everyone likes different things, after all, and no story can please everyone. The first few chapters have a distinctly early-fanfic style because I was so young back then, so they might take some getting used to. I'll revise them extensively later on. The rest is fine. Gintoki shows up in Chapter 10, so you can skip straight to that chapter without affecting your reading. The first ten chapters only give the heroine a skill. My completed Reborn fanfic featuring an adult version of Reborn is Beautiful Reborn. My new Hunter story, I Just Want a Decent Meal, is ongoing. Come on in!