How Can One Have It Both Ways?

You love me?

Yes, I do. I love you more than anyone.

Love isn't everything in life, but it's indispensable. Even a world-renowned overlord can't help but be swept away when love comes along.

I am your master forever.

Yes, my king.

I will help you rule the world. I will clear every obstacle from your path. In return, I want you.

The end is near. There is no right or wrong, no such thing as victory or defeat.

He spent a hundred years getting used to standing behind someone, then a thousand years falling in love with that person. Finally, in the way his beloved preferred, he spent the rest of his life by their side.

Lan: Look, I came to this time and place just to love you.

Shangguan Yi: ...

Lan: My master, I love you.

Shangguan Yi: ... Author, are you fucking kidding me?!

A note from the author:

1. This is not a loyal-dog story.

2. The author is a doting mom.

3. The protagonist is no pushover.

4. He will eventually rule the world.

5. Don't be fooled by the blurb. This is actually a leveling-up story.

6. The plot takes some wild turns, because the author defies all logic.

7. There will be switches, so beware. But overall, the story stays pretty tame.

The author is writing this to spite the world. For now, there's only a blurb. The main story is left blank.