[Main Character: The Originals] Not Quite

"Why are there wizards in this world who don't use wands?" "Maybe... I think carrying around a little stick makes you look like a wimp?" #I got a boyfriend, and now my brothers are always ready to snap his neck. How do I stop them?# Devoted to hiding in the internet for twenty years: This plot sounds kind of familiar... The last man standing: This plot sounds kind of familiar... The one whose adoptive father stole his territory: This plot sounds kind of familiar... Three-piece suit: This plot sounds kind of familiar... A thousand years seeking just one love: This plot sounds very familiar Devoted to finding my sister for a thousand years: Big bro, Sis doesn't want me anymore QAQ! The King: My foolish little brother, your sister belongs to me hehehehehe Boy with a scar on his head: The guy upstairs is so chuunibyou. Does your brother know? How Handsome I Am: Scarhead, stop blocking my view! Genius Goddess: Don't mention being short, person above. Proud Redhead: Hahahahahaha Suddenly a Thousand Years Older: Ahem, does anyone still remember me, the original poster? Sweetheart, I've decided to run away from home so they can't find me! The Middleman: Sure thing, darling. I've already bought the plane tickets. P.S. Dear big brothers, the original poster has our family's mark on her now. Three-piece suit: All right, Nick, I won't let you ruin Little Girl's honeymoon. P.S. Dear Mr. Dylan-Douglas, that's nothing. You know our family tradition. The one whose adoptive father stole his territory: Lighting a candle. P.S. Everything after Chapter One has been heavily revised, but the basic setup is unchanged. The timeline jumps straight to the end of the war, and the original story is about to begin.