Love on Charge

Text blurb: Ai Wei won a silver new phone in a raffle and tossed out his old black one. That night, a black-haired man pinned him to the bed with brute force and accused him of being a "two-timing bastard." As Ai Wei cried out that he was innocent, he spotted a silver-haired boy leaning against the door, grinning as if he were enjoying the show. His old and new phones had both turned into handsome guys: one a rabid-dog patient, the other a strange little devil. Ai Wei was grateful to have a strong heart. Even when the two handsome guys crouched side by side in a corner, each with a charging cable stuck up a nostril and plugged into an outlet, he could keep a straight face and his heart steady. Scene excerpt: Ai Wei: Hey, who are you? Big Black: You two-timing bastard! You got a new lover and dumped your old one. You're trash! Ai Wei: Damn it! I don't even know you! Big Black: You useless owner! You can't even recognize me! Fine, I'll charge up first, then settle the score with you! Ai Wei: What the hell! Why are you taking off my pants to charge? Hey! Ow! P.S. 1. Phone seme, human uke, firmly one-on-one. 2. Uke is the main character: a tsundere, homemaker-type human uke, and a loyal-dog (rabid-dog) phone seme. 3. If you're a fan of both leads being pure, please get out via the upper-right corner! Also, please voice any criticism politely. The author will certainly accept it with an open mind, so no malicious negative reviews or personal attacks!