Damn It, System, Go Die!

"Hey, System, why the heck did you bring me here?"

"Those who understand me need no explanation. Those who don't, why bother explaining?"

"I'm gonna kill you~"

"Wah, wah, you're so mean!" Three seconds later: "But I really like how mean you are."

"Get lost!"

The author would like to announce that this is a dead-end pit.