The Daily Cultivation of a Mermaid’s Beloved (Reborn)

If you asked Wen Xiu, a rogue cultivator who failed to survive his heavenly tribulation, what the saddest thing in the world was, he'd say it was waking up underwater, transformed into a mermaid being kept in a tank, and about to be given to a general as a plaything. No, no, tell him this isn't real! Luckily, he still has his spiritual roots, so turning that fish tail into human legs shouldn't be too difficult. And this general was born with a pure Yang constitution, making him the perfect partner for dual cultivation with someone like Wen Xiu, who has a pure Yin constitution! As for why the side effect is laying an egg... Sigh, he doesn't want to talk about it! Little skit: Gu Kai: I heard mermaids have a hard time and suffer a lot during the full moon every month. If you need anything, tell me. It's my responsibility and duty to help. Wen Xiu: ...Why do mermaids go into heat once a month? Tags: Sweet, adorable, heartwarming, and full of everyday fluff! Before you dive in: The author has been writing Mary Sues for three hundred years. Logic is dead, and the characters are silly, dumb, and brainless. Bring your own lightning rod and rotten eggs! If this isn't your thing, please move along. This is suitable for new readers who are just getting into novels. Experienced readers or authors with high standards, please don't click in. If you do come in despite the warning and it doesn't meet your standards, don't blame the author, and please don't give it a negative rating. Theme: